“Unwise but not illegal” - The Phillip Schofield Affair goes on and on… forever
Dan Wootton, Eamonn Holmes and GB News milk it for all its worth
The year: 2041.
A tense, gripping interview is unfolding on GB News.
Veteran broadcaster Eamonn Holmes, now 84, looks at the TV camera, his voice trembling with emotion.
“…and I remember it like it was yesterday, honest to God. The canteen at This Morning. Phillip Schofield made me a coffee… and, I kid you not… the mug was not properly washed.”
Dan Wootton…
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